Anonymous asked: suck my klit babe

Sorry love, but the only things i suck on are pipes, lollipops, and Andre

In my head i was like “This is the coolest freakin kid i’ve ever met. Everything he does is so cute and hilarious, i love him! But i refuse to fall for him.” Yeah, that plan lasted an astounding couple of months.

In my head i was like “This is the coolest freakin kid i’ve ever met. Everything he does is so cute and hilarious, i love him! But i refuse to fall for him.” Yeah, that plan lasted an astounding couple of months.

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thedailywhat:

[braiker / frangry.]

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cuddzilla:

Oh how they’ve grown *sniff

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Merry Christmas. I’m just going to get baked all day and watch Nicktoon Christmas specials. I can’t wait to give my Andre his present, i dont think i’ve ever gone through so much effort to give someone a present before (except for his birthday gift last year). Ahh I just want him to have it already! It sucks when your boyfriend actually cares about his family and they like do stuff together while my parents are over here like “We’re not doing shit today, its Christmas!” Lonely times, man. Aside from that, i just really want to use it. I got him his first bubbler and its a beaut too! I’m so excited!

Guilty pleasure.

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